DarkObserver, 15. Februar 2003 um 19:24:44 MEZ

Women are cruel!

First of all: Apologies to all my female readers. But I have to say this: Women are cruel, irrational beasts! They make a man lose his rationality, tempting him with their appearance only to rip out his heart sooner or later. I've been trying hard for quite a long time to find a female soul-mate but now I've had it, it's no use.

Generations of pulp fiction schmalz-writers and Hollywood happy endings have spoiled the view of love most women hold. I for one refuse to follow evolution's biological programming, aiming to replicate without responsibility. Where are like-minded women? I figure, they only exist in the editorials of women's magazines and in the scripts of "Sex and the City" writers. Not going to fall into that trap anymore, either. Will live my life on my own and no longer make a fool of myself. Thank you.